Golden Globe red carpet summary: Lots of pale colours; pretty much everyone looked great; Angelina looked like a walking, talking Barbie doll; Madonna looked like someone had given her a new face and sounded like she’d been given a new accent; Kelly Osbourne had old lady blue hair, seemingly on purpose; and some woman actually bragged about the “laser-cut swans” in her dress. Now, let’s let Ricky Gervais go at them all!

Seriously, how fabulous is Ricky Gervais?

Christopher Plummer has been married for 43 years. That’s like 764 in Hollywood years.

The eyes of that woman on the screen are saying, “get your greasy paws off me, Jeremy Irons”.

Looked like Elton John gave Madonna the stinkeye. I bet he was thinking, “she took my award AND my accent”.

Loved Felicity Huffman and William Macy doing harmony to sing the intro to the award they were presenting.

Tina Fey and Jane Lynch: two of the funniest women on TV making the funny perfectly.

I’m missing something important on the Golden Globes. Can’t quite place it. Wait, oh yes, the host! Rickygervais where are you?

Morgan Freeman is so awesome. I still always think of him as the guy from The Electric Company, though. Now, that’s dating myself.

My, these awards, given out to by The Foreign Press Association, sure end up going to a lot of people who aren’t American. And Meryl Streep and George Clooney, of course.